Catalog
The harvest.
Cans, cloth, certificates, and a named Grid node. Physical SKUs are founding reservations — no charge until the line opens. Digital goods are paid through Polar and fulfill the moment the card clears.
Semicolon
The original harvest.
$4.20
Null
Contains nothing. That's the point.
$4.20
Infinite Loop
Time-release. Never returns.
$5.50
Race Condition
Two flavors. One can. Results vary.
$5.50
Stack Overflow
Sixteen ounces of recursion.
$6.00
Dark Mode
For the 3am push.
$5.00
Garbage Collector
Clears your heap.
$5.00
Legacy
Barrel-aged. Notes of COBOL.
$12.00
Founding Case
Eight cans. One of each harvest.
$42.00
Grid Hoodie
The uniform of the harvest.
$88.00
Harvest Tee
The offset, worn.
$36.00
Sticker Pack
Marks that outlive the repo.
$8.00
Offset Certificate
Numbered. Frameable. Zoom-ready.
$19.00
Desktop Pack
Three fields. 2560 by 1440.
$9.00
Named Grid Node
Your worst filename. On the map. Forever.
$39.00