12oz can

Legacy

Barrel-aged. Notes of COBOL.

$12.00

Limited drop. Twenty-year-old syntax, recanned. Smells like a data center that remembers Y2K and is not sorry. The last engineer who understood the batch left in 2009. We bottled the comments.

Tasting · Oak, tobacco, a JCL deck.

Founding reservation. No charge today. When the harvest ships, we invoice the reserved line.

Volume: 12oz / 355ml
Caffeine: 90mg
Harvest: GOTO considered
Origin: mainframe hall

Adjacent harvest

SE-001

Semicolon

The original harvest.

$4.20

SE-002

Null

Contains nothing. That's the point.

$4.20

SE-003

Infinite Loop

Time-release. Never returns.

$5.50

SE-004

Race Condition

Two flavors. One can. Results vary.

$5.50