Disclaimer.

Syntax Energy is not an electric utility, not a carbon registry, and not a beverage that currently exists in a can you can hold.

Nothing on this website is an offer of electricity, capacity, renewable energy certificates, carbon credits, or regulated offsets. kWh figures, megawatt readouts, futures prices, and “harvest nodes” are generated for satire. They have no relationship to a grid operator, ISO, RTO, or environmental market.

Certificates of syntax offset are digital artwork / novelty documents. Named Grid nodes are paid labels on a satirical map. They do not retire emissions, do not satisfy CSRD, SEC climate, or ESG audit requirements, and should not appear in a statutory filing as evidence of abatement. If you put one in a slide, that is a joke you are making on purpose.

Cans, caffeine claims, tasting notes, and merch descriptions are marketing for products that are not shipping. Do not ingest a webpage. Do not assume FDA, TTB, or any health authority has reviewed this. We are not asking them to.

Enterprise copy that mentions ESG slides, plaques, and appliances is brand language. Paid enterprise SKUs, when checkout for that tier is enabled on Polar, deliver digital retainers (statements, named nodes, PDFs) as described at checkout — not a power-purchase agreement.

Polar is the merchant of record for paid digital goods. Reservations for physical goods are free and stored locally unless you also submit an email via the waitlist or enterprise forms — those emails we can receive. No refunds on entropy. Some refunds on Polar, according to Polar and the law that actually applies to you.