12oz can

Garbage Collector

Clears your heap.

$5.00

Adaptogenic, unfortunately. A detox in the sense that it deletes unreachable objects, including your plans. Pause times apply. Stop-the-world is a feature.

Tasting · Cucumber, green tea, apology.

Founding reservation. No charge today. When the harvest ships, we invoice the reserved line.

Volume: 12oz / 355ml
Caffeine: 40mg
Harvest: unreachable object
Origin: eu-central-1

Adjacent harvest

SE-001

Semicolon

The original harvest.

$4.20

SE-002

Null

Contains nothing. That's the point.

$4.20

SE-003

Infinite Loop

Time-release. Never returns.

$5.50

SE-004

Race Condition

Two flavors. One can. Results vary.

$5.50