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Grid status.

Mostly operational. Some things are being looked at.

99.676% uptime, rounded up

Ongoing: YAML Indentation Plant degraded

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  1. Monitoring

    A fix has been applied and we are watching it with confidence and some nervousness.

  2. Identified

    The cause has been identified as a change. We are looking into which one.

  3. Investigating

    We are aware that something is happening and have assigned it a colour.

Funding Reserve

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Partial outage

$0 of $170 · 0%Restore service

Components

90 days ago to today

Extraction

  • Semicolon Reservoir

    Levels normal. Mostly JavaScript runoff.

    Degraded performance

    45 days ago99.70% uptimeToday

  • Bracket Mines

    Unmatched brackets being matched by hand.

    Operational

    45 days ago99.72% uptimeToday

  • Stack Overflow Spillway

    Overflowing, as designed.

    Operational

    45 days ago99.92% uptimeToday

Refining

  • Null Pointer Refinery

    Refining nothing at full capacity.

    Operational

    45 days ago99.59% uptimeToday

  • Merge Conflict Distillery

    Both versions are being kept, as usual.

    Operational

    45 days ago99.76% uptimeToday

  • YAML Indentation Plant

    Two spaces. We checked. Then we checked again.

    Degraded performance

    45 days ago99.65% uptimeToday

Distribution

  • Harvest Node Network

    Listening at the edge of CI.

    Harvesting

    45 days ago99.98% uptimeToday

  • Excuse Generation API

    Generating statements faster than incidents.

    Operational

    45 days ago99.80% uptimeToday

  • Friday Deploy Pipeline

    Disabled on Fridays, which is when it is used.

    Operational

    45 days ago98.96% uptimeToday

Past incidents

  • Harvest nodes briefly heard nothing

    · Semicolon Reservoir · Major outage · resolved after 64 minutes and one meeting

  • Semicolon shortage in the eastern region

    · Merge Conflict Distillery · Degraded performance · resolved after 41 minutes and one meeting

  • Merge Conflict Distillery accepted both changes

    · Friday Deploy Pipeline · Degraded performance · resolved after 47 minutes and one meeting

  • Null Pointer Refinery dereferenced itself

    · Friday Deploy Pipeline · Partial outage · resolved after 26 minutes and one meeting

  • Friday deploy was deployed

    · YAML Indentation Plant · Degraded performance · resolved after 40 minutes and one meeting

  • YAML plant indented by three spaces

    · Friday Deploy Pipeline · Major outage · resolved after 67 minutes and one meeting

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